OH OUCH

Mr. McGoo
had a mishap
spilled hot coffee
in his lap

Hot coffee burned
through his underwear
Mr. McGoo jumped
high in the air

"Oh! That smarts!"
he said with feeling
as his head bounced
off the ceiling

Asked Ms. Feelgood
who is a nurse
"A burn or a bump
which hurts the worse?"

© John McCrea, Lincoln, Nebraska
Published with Permission